You heard it. Blend. Rick and I are purposely going to hide our “bizarre” Godless Gay Marriage lifestyle by doing things that any breeder might do. My next several entries will focus on “Operation Blend” wherein we act just like breeders… except we’re two guys who are gay and married to one another.
If we do this right, by the end of Phase 1, we will have successfully psyched out the entire world and made everyone on Earth believe we are just like normal people.
We started small today. Rather than waking up and recruiting children into the gay lifestyle like we usually do at 6:00 am, Rick and I HAD BREAKFAST. That’s right. Cereal and milk. In bowls. And we at it with spoons! While sitting.
As we got down to the last few spoonsful of Cheerios (not faggy Kashi stuff for us), we become so convincing I actually had to stop and ask Rick, “Hey, are you still gay?” just to reassure myself I wasn’t losing him to the Kingdom of Heaven.
Fortunately, it was just good method acting on his part. Phew.
After that, we were so exhausted that we took club drugs and put on shiny, tight gay shirts. One step at a time. This is all new to us.
Breeders, beware; your marriages are toast…
PeteG on behalf of The Married Gays