My Marriage Ruins Yours

You heard it. Blend. Rick and I are purposely going to hide our “bizarre” Godless Gay Marriage lifestyle by doing things that any breeder might do. My next several entries will focus on “Operation Blend” wherein we act just like breeders… except we’re two guys who are gay and married to one another.

If we do this right, by the end of Phase 1, we will have successfully psyched out the entire world and made everyone on Earth believe we are just like normal people.

We started small today. Rather than waking up and recruiting children into the gay lifestyle like we usually do at 6:00 am, Rick and I HAD BREAKFAST. That’s right. Cereal and milk. In bowls. And we at it with spoons! While sitting.

As we got down to the last few spoonsful of Cheerios (not faggy Kashi stuff for us), we become so convincing I actually had to stop and ask Rick, “Hey, are you still gay?” just to reassure myself I wasn’t losing him to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Fortunately, it was just good method acting on his part. Phew.

After that, we were so exhausted that we took club drugs and put on shiny, tight gay shirts. One step at a time. This is all new to us.

More later.

Breeders, beware; your marriages are toast…
PeteG on behalf of The Married Gays

I’m not quite sure how we’re going to do it, but my husband Rick and I are going to single-handedly bring down the institution of Breeder (errrr… traditional, child-bearing) Marriage, that I will hereon in refer to as “BM”.  Since there is nothing anyone can do about it – I mean, we’re already married – I’m not remotely hesitant to share the details of our evil plan as it evolves.  It’s  like in a Batman episode where The Penguin tells Batman and Robin aloud what he has planned for their demise because they’re tied up or chained up or hung up.

Actually, in all fairness to Rick, I should probably note here that he is not TECHNICALLY aware that this blog exists yet.  Nonetheless, our marriage is so Godless that all he has to do is exist in order to bring about the End of Days for BM.  Still, I should probably MENTION it to him at some point…

Anyhoodle, I’ll reveal more of our evil plan later.  Until then, watch out, married breeders – you are about to be UNDONE.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!